http://astrolocherry.com/post/93392617365/uranus-is-the-christ-principle-in-astrology

astrolocherry:

Uranus is the Christ principle in astrology expressed by symbols such as Krishna, Buddha, and Appolonius of Tyana(who was the real Jesus or “Paul” of the 1st century AD). These and infinite others brought necessary infusions of truth and freedom into this world to resist the decomposition. Humans…

plants-are-life:

Me after summer break. 

fandom-pride:

My 99 year old great grandfather was at my house for Christmas and we were watching cake boss because it’s his favourite show, except it was already recorded so I fast forwarded through the commercial and my grandpa screamed and said “WHAT ARE YOU DOING?? ARE YOU TIME TRAVELLING?? ELLIE YOU CAN’T DO THAT”

i-dont-have-to-do-boo:

peabodysfedora:

detectivewho:

dblaksle:

guys remember when Lemony Snicket filled an entire page with evers? 

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I do.

Who cares about the page filled with evers? Lemony Snicket just made two whole pages black.

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He don’t give a shit.

And that time he repeated an entire passage about deja vu to give the reader deja vu

Yep

What a serious of unnecessary events

aquarlus:

“hey do you want the rest of my-“

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dovaking27:


Michael Jackson tells Bubbles the chimp in sign language to sit the fuck down and stop stealing sips of his tea. 

That’s the most gangsta thing I’ve ever seen.

rnicrophone:

bombing:

cop: who the hell ordered all these pizzas

me: you said i got one phone call

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mangomamita:

u just gotta hav ur hand on ur boob sometimes